I love kids, they’re adorable. And first graders, they crack me up. I have the most entertaining conversations all day long. Except for when they start to talk about my age. I have no idea why this is such a fascinating subject. “Miss Katie, are you in your 40′s?” To which, I reply emphatically, “No, and we’ve been over this 15 times.” They also occasionally try to make me feel better by asking how old I am and then replying “oh, my grandpa’s older than you”. It makes my day, I tell ya. I suppose it’s better than when they try to figure out why I don’t have kids yet… “Don’t you want to have kids, Miss Katie?” Uh, yeah, there’s just a few things that need to happen first. “Well, why don’t you just get married then?” If only it were that easy…
So, maybe they don’t always have the most encouraging things to say, but I know they’re probably not trying to send me into black fits of depression, and who can be upset when it’s all said so sweetly. I can only laugh, and secretly cry when I go home. (Kidding). In general though, I’m pretty fascinated. They write songs about mermaids that make me nearly cry for trying not to laugh and tell me stories about siblings that make me nearly choke on my PBJ. They tell me about their dreams and goals and I can’t help sending up a prayer for their parents.
“When I grow up I want to be a fighterfighter.”
“You want to be a fire fighter?”
“Yeah, a fighter fighter, cause I don’t care if I die young, cause I don’t like my life.”
“That’s terrible! You’re 7. Why on earth would you think like that?”
“Well, cause my mom said I’m stuck with my sister for my whole life, and I don’t like my sister.”
Who can argue with such logic?
That’s my life at the moment, and now I’m off to bed and more packing for Brazil tomorrow.
